Bonobos are the “swingers” of the primate world.

They love to do the deed anywhere for pretty much any reason.

But they’re not known for having the biggest schlongs in the jungle…

In fact, fully erect, the average bonobo is less than 3 inches!

Crazy, I know… you’d think apes would be packin’ “down there”.

But in one very small bonobo troop, a brave scientist noticed the males have peens 76% bigger than average!

The alpha of the troop had a pecker that was a full 7 inches.

Which made his ‘flesh banana’ a whopping 233% bigger than any other member of his species anywhere else in the world.

That’s equivalent to a human peen being 11.6 inches in length…

Which is longer than a wine bottle!

Now, here’s where things get interesting… 

… this scientist noticed the males of the troop rubbed the back of their ears before they bent their ladies over.

Other primatologists just assumed it was some kind of mating signal…

But this guy wasn’t having it.

He was convinced that this strange “ape ritual” was the reason these particular primates were so well endowed.

After years of study and one extremely risky career move that almost cost him his life…

He ended up making a fascinating discovery!

They weren’t rubbing their ears, they were rubbing a specific plant compound into their skin. 

A compound that triggered the growth of their “man hammers” well past puberty.

The primatologist was able to get some of this plant out of the jungle…

… just before an entire troop of male bonobos was about to tear his limbs off!

And today, for the first time in history - scientists have been able to isolate the “schlong elongating” compound.

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