Goooooooooooooood Morning Vietnam…
That’s not my attempt to channel the spirit of a dead comedian.
I just wanted to start off with a jolt.
We’ve got a lot to get to today but I just wanted to start off with a little field report.
So I recently became single after a long-term relationship and all I have to say is…
It’s a good thing I’ve discovered this Juicing and Lifestyle thing because otherwise…
There’s just no way I could keep up.
I’m fond of younger women…
Generally over 25 but definitely under 30.
These girls are so open sexually nowadays that they want to engage in all kinds of strange acrobatics…
The idea of peeling off your clothes and just slap, slap, slappin’ away like a couple of drunk sea otters...
Gone are those days with these young ones.
Not to mention that they all want to shave their hoo-hahs bald as Bruce Willis…
It took some getting used to…
But they’re fun, and what they lack in common sense they make up for in enthusiasm.
But I digress..
I saunter into this local bar in Montreal ready to rage and fist bump with these kids that are half my age…
*Aging women call this a mid-life crisis but mostly just because they’re jealous…
I meet this cute girl in a black tank top, camouflage pants, tatted up like a prison inmate, strawberry blonde hair draping down her neck like a fluorescent waterfall…
She’s easily the hottest girl in the place.
And she’s got the resting bitch face of a bored girl just waiting for a real man to thrust the fear of God into her…
So I decide to go chat her up and see if she’ll be fortunate enough to receive the gift of a solid genital smashing a la Olivier.
I walk up to her and start teasing her with my own brand of charming assholery…
She slings all sorts of amateur shit tests at me...it was just so cute and adorable how intensely attracted she was becoming.
So the night continues and the drinks flow and we’re both in that perfect state of just drunk enough to lose inhibitions but not so drunk we won’t be able to act on it…
We take a cab back to my place and…
FIREWORKS!!!
Like I said…
#JUICING FOR YOUR MANHOOD
I’m so glad I didn’t thumb my nose at juicing.
It’s a little weird at first to think that blending up some veggies, herbs and spices will make you a better man…
But the proof is in the pudding.
Now, this stuff was originally designed to help out guys who have a little trouble getting lift off…
And I myself had a little trouble with that.
But even if you’re just a guy that want’s to last longer, have more energy and focus, and pump away like an oil rig…
The kind of stuff you routinely did in your 20s…
>>You Can Still Get It On.
Now, it’s not an overnight solution.
It’s not a cure all.
You still have to live a badass life...
You have to keep your stress levels under control…
You have to force yourself out of your comfort zone.
But it’s cool we’ll talk about all of that stuff later.
Be your best today.
Get some a$$ tonight.
Talk soon champ,
